(via coreyvidal)

WHHHAAAT???
SOMEBODY FREAK OUT WITH ME!!!! AKJDF;LASKJDF;LAKSJDF;LAKSJDF
Kids just say the darndest things!
“Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.”
and
……and she should keep the chips and dip comin.”
This is why I love children
“When they’re rich” omg i’m dead
(Source: devoureth)
Look what my mom surprised me with today!
Every time my grandpa leaves the house he comes back with a different kind of candy/chocolate for me. And I don’t know why!!! I feel bad if i don’t eat it, because he bought it for me. But I feel bad when I do eat it, because…well…I’m a girl and chocolate is bad for you and I don’t want to gain weight blah de blah de blah. I don’t know how to tell him to stop!
Yes, that is a GIANT Hershey bar.
(Source: penny-hartzs, via ancient-amateur)