My grandpa on the phone: “Yeah I can do text messaging ….. that’s a voice mail right?” Smh
kittening: a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums do you see the problem with this
majormajors: noelanthony: that-spook-from-london: foodtrucker: The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking. …but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation. The invention of the ceiling fan really blew people’s minds The invention of the automobile drove folks crazy.
hahahastarrysleeper: theblackship: lionphantom: godcolorsintheworld: I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!” “UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!” We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the...
aymichyan: foxnewsofficial: walk into the club like “what’s the wifi password” ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
textbookfangirl: billywilder: throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong. do you know how long I spent trying to find a pun in that sentence