February 2012
When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid...
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channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
adamusprime:
i was over at my grandparents’ house and i was talking to my pretty senile granddad about the internet because he asked
and he was like “so you have thousands of young people reading what you write?”
and i asked them if there is anything he would like to tell them
so here is irvin robertson’s advice to the youthful masses:
“when you decide what to do with your life, the most...
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.